THIS IS A VERY EMOTIONAL REVIEW TO MAKE. I don't want to write it, because im scared I'll never find an open seat ever again, and words is gonna travel, but whatever, I'll be the first to say it before Guy Fierri shows up and sails my ship of credit. But I found the best Gawd Damn Burger Ive ever had. It checks all the boxes. Bun with Sesame seeds, Shredded lettuce, melted Cheese, just look at that there photo, look at the melts, gander at the shreads, gaze at the litte sesame stars of the Burger planet. That delicious beef patty tucked away in the warm cheese blanket. Complaint on the French Fries, I burned my mouth, cause I have no patience and they were hot, I was at fault. I inhaled the Burger and fries, like clean plate style. I even ate the fry that fell on the counter. After that, I felt the need to take another menu item to the face, to see if other things were just as good. Okay, I am not a dessert person, cause im usually full. Well, I got the apple cobbler and it made me wanna talk and listen to strangers, like when I got cake as a kid and would get that endorphin hit of serotonin. Like a good mood snack. I freaking dusted that dessert. It was so freaking good. Oh man, and the Shirley Temples!!! Best I've ever had. None of those peasent cherries, and only the finest of sodas. I had my pinky out, feeling rich! Holy Crap especially after I got my TAB!! I thought he forgot everything i ordered, nope, $23 dollars people. Burgers, Fries, & Apple pies, thats what Portland does! I'll say all the normal guide stuff as well, but dayum, that food. If you go, don't freaking tell everyone, hold it close to your heart. Have it as your secret to take special people. I love that they open once a week for a couple hours to serve the neighborhood, these exclusive, one day a week Burgers. I dont have weight issues, but if these were available everyday, dang. Oh man, and cobbler! Have me spending my rent on it. Anyways, thats between me and that succulent apple treat, house made Carmel, Whaaaaaaat, are you flirting with me? They weren't. But yeah, the normal stuff. Very clean, calm, welcoming, like a living room. Good place to gather. Bar had a great selection, staff were all awesome. I just really like the all around vibe. It doesn't need all the other crap every where. Feed me that cobbler in a porter potty and im happy. Parking was good, nice chill music. So people, Thursday evening dinners, be there, or be square bear, I dont care, I staaaarrrrre -Secret DinDin Society Out!!
